Alinea? IS FOR BABIES!!!
I recently had the great pleasure of babysitting my one-and-a-half-year old nephew, Ian, for a night at my brother's house in Pennsylvania. Just before heading up there, I was in the thick of shopping for and prepping the Alinea duck dish (page 224), and as I read through the list of components in the dish -- duck, banana, squash -- I thought to myself: I wonder if the little monkey butt would eat duck, banana, and squash. So, I picked up a duck at the farmers market, and a butternut squash and a banana at the supermarket on the way to my brother and sister-in-law's house.
I didn't do the full Alinea dish for him. That comes later. Instead, I just roasted the duck (after stuffing it with raw ginger, onion, and salt) and roasted the butternut squash. The banana? Just sliced and diced.
My bro and sis-in-law left for their event, and the kid and I settled in for a fun day of swinging on the swingset, checking out all the different kinds of bugs on the garage door, HulkSMASHing towers of blocks, reading the same book fifteen thousand times (and feigning surprise and terror over the shark fifteen thousand times), singing along with Moo, Bah, La La La, dancing along with videos on VH1 Classic.
Around 6 or 6:30, the duck had finished roasting in the oven -- the smells of which along the way resulted in Ian taking a break from playing to walk into the kitchen, point at the oven, and say "hot." When I'd turn on the oven light for him to see what was in there, he'd smile and say, "Ooooooooooo....."
After the bird rested for about 20 minutes outside the oven, I cut a few pieces for him to eat, along with some of the roasted butternut squash (which I just threw in the oven whole, then peeled and diced when it had cooled along with the duck) and the banana.
I strapped the little guy into his high chair and said, "Alright, bud, Aunt Sissy made you some dinner -- it's sort of from the Alinea cookbook, and I think you'll LOVE it. It's banana, squash, and duck!"
Not exactly the response I was hoping for.
Then, I put the plate in front of him:
That's a little better. A little more enthusiasm. A little more joie de vivre, as it were.
I said, "Hey goofus, how about a bite of the duck?" I handed him a piece of the duck, and he did that thing where he just chews it with his front teeth so as to not really have to taste it. I mean, it was a NEW FOOD and it MIGHT BE YUCKY:
Not loving it. But, not hating it. (Notice his hand holding a piece of banana on the tray, at the ready, to cleanse the palate after the nasty duck) He ate about four bites of the duck, and had had enough. Up next? Squash:
Then, bananas, then more squash...
The squash was the hit of the night:
Meantime, one of the dogs was desperate for something, anything to fall from the high chair tray. I threw a few pieces of duck her way, which resulted in some really (not) pleasant smells in the living room later that night, if you catch my drift. Lesson learned. Huskies + duck = Defcon 2.
Once Ian saw that the dog was getting some of HIS DINNER, he crammed another piece of duck into his mouth:
So, mostly a clean plate by the end of the meal, and a happy, happy baby:
Up Next: Wild Turbot, shellfish, water chestnuts, hyacinth vapor
That post was awesome! Cannot wait until I can start exposing my 8 month old to some more fun foods like that.
Posted by: Jeff | October 15, 2009 at 12:32 PM
So where's the actual Alinea dish? :)
Happy baby = KYOOOOT.
Posted by: Randy | October 15, 2009 at 12:38 PM
That is so cute! I think you may be his biggest inspiration for a future in haute cuisine, Carol.
I learned my lesson long ago never to feed rich proteins to dogs. In my case, I took him for a walk later. I was down-wind the entire time, and Hooo Boy.
Posted by: Phil | October 15, 2009 at 01:12 PM
He is so cute! Love the "defcon 2"..lol
Posted by: Whitney | October 15, 2009 at 01:14 PM
Aren't nieces and nephews the best?! Cute and rather adventerous nephew you have there! I didn't try duck until I was in my 20s!
Posted by: Kailee | October 15, 2009 at 03:47 PM
Since we're talking about babies and high-end restaurant food, you have to read this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/travel/2001/oct/14/foodanddrink.jayrayneronrestaurants.restaurants?page=all
Posted by: Stefan Llewellyn Smith | October 15, 2009 at 05:00 PM
He is SOOO adorable!! Yum duck.
Posted by: Amy | October 15, 2009 at 05:09 PM
I was really hoping for an intricate plating involving the duck being suspended in mid air over the squash, but this is still pretty freaking adorable.
Posted by: jordanbaker | October 15, 2009 at 07:55 PM
I just laughed out loud.
And
What a GORGEOUS baby!
Posted by: Victoria | October 15, 2009 at 09:29 PM
Adorable baby, definitely a restaurant critic in the making....
dalmatians and broccoli are deadly together. Never ever do that! :-)
Posted by: Sally | October 16, 2009 at 07:48 AM
Geez, that little squirt is getting big. I have to call your brother! We are going home for turkey day and we'll have to get the kids together...
Posted by: Tim | October 16, 2009 at 10:32 AM
Wow! How cool. Your nephew is already a foodie. I bet it won't be long until he's working as your sous chef.
Posted by: JoP in Omaha | October 17, 2009 at 09:43 AM
Squash, the best type of sugary vegetable! What an adorable baby, at least he was brave enough to try duck, I didn't till much much later.
Posted by: C. | October 17, 2009 at 02:06 PM
You are an Awesome (with a CAPITAL A) aunt.
Posted by: Robert S. | October 18, 2009 at 11:28 AM
Hilarious and adorable, all at the same time...and I must say, a pretty tasty dinner!
Posted by: erin | October 18, 2009 at 06:57 PM
Your nephew is so adorably cute! I love the faces he pulls hahaha!
This was a particularly enjoyable entry....kids do that to me :)
P.S. Love your blog!
Posted by: Brenda | October 20, 2009 at 11:36 PM
What a cutie! I love the expressions on his face!
Posted by: FRESH LOCAL AND BEST | October 21, 2009 at 07:38 PM
He is adorable! The doggie is pretty cute, too.
Posted by: amber | October 26, 2009 at 04:46 PM